Posted on Sunday, 22 January 2012

How it should of happened.

  • Voldemort: Why do you live?
  • Harry: *long dramatic sigh* Because my wonderful mum fell in love with my bamfy sexy dad. They got married then one night in Godric's Hollow things got intense and they did the naughty. Then you decided to be a complete arse and try to kill me. But my bamfy dad tried to save us, gave us time to run, tried to fight you off and ended up dying. By doing so my wonderful mum had time to go and get me. She ended up protecting me by her love and you killed her. Then you tried to kill me but that blew up in your face because I'm a bamf like my dad and I am indestructible and you're jealous. That is why I live. Any other questions?

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