They’re doing it.
First they romanticize Vampires
Then Werewolves
Now Zombies
HOW IS THIS EVEN
HIS DICK MIGHT FALL OFF WHILST THEY FUCK
UNLESS THIS IS A COMEDY/SPOOF?
ZOMBIES ARE REANIMATED CORPSES
NO MORE
NO LESS
THEY DO NOT FEEL
THEY DO NOT LOVE
THEY E A T THE FLESH OF THE L I V I N G
THAT IS I T
HIS SKIN IS PALE WHITE AND ICE COLD BECAUSE HE HAS TO SLEEP IN A REFRIGERATOR TO KEEP FROM DECAYING
Has no one seen Boy Eats Girl?
Okay… Vampires and Werewolves barely get away with being borderline crazy. But zombiessssssssss. It would feel gross kissing a dead body. Omg. Wtf?
Posted on Sunday, 22 January 2012
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Just…. What the fuck!? Zombies?? like “Fucking and eating at the same time”
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NICHOLAS HOULT! HI HUBBY!
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…At least he’s hot\SHOT
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….WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
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FFFFUUUU I DONT WANNA LIVE ON THES PLANETS ANYMOER!!!!
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for the love of God why
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wtf…okay i can understand vampires and werewolves because they can be made to look kinda sexy to a degree… but fuckin...
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Zombies don’t fall in love. Just saying…
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This is a fucking joke, right? It has to be. PLEASE LET IT BE noooo it was a book first FUCK.
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*look at this* …What?…WHAT?! Are you F*CKING KIDDING ME!!!! This is sooo not happening!! This is wrong on SOOOOO many...
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