June 2012
Madge: But you didn't have to CUUUT ME OUUUT
I'm Sebastian's cat I'm cute,I'm Fluffy and I'm...
spiritdreamswithadrian:
the-manila-institute:
ohmydeargod
i-moon-shine:
venus-in-lilac:
ricksanscrotum:
i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
unidentified snippet
cassandraclare:
“Oh, God, the lovebirds,” Magnus said, pulling the pillow off his face. “I hate happy couples.”
The Wax Museum in London just confirmed that there...
4brits-oneleprechaun:
Dirty Liam
Louis: If I was a hardcore Harry fan, for example, I wouldn't like the idea of Harry and Louis, I'd want the idea of Harry and me, being the fan.
Liam: I would want all three together.
Annabeth Chase and the time she saved Percy Jackson's ass
Annabeth Chase and the time she saved Percy Jackson's ass
Annabeth Chase and the time she saved Percy Jackson's ass
Annabeth Chase and the time she saved Percy Jackson's ass
Annabeth Chase and the time she saved Percy Jackson's ass
Annabeth Chase and the time she had to find Percy Jackson's ass
Annabeth Chase and the time she saved Percy Jackson's ass from the Romans
WHEN YOUR FAVORITE BOOK/TV SERIES ENDS,
theepichumor:
waitress: what would you like to drink
me: the blood of my enemies
waitress:
me:
waitress:
me:
waitress: is pepsi okay?
bonjourharry:
my love life is like my dashboard at 6 am empty
